have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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