We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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