Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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