This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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