In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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