I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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