Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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