doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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