I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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