hotel room ftw
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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