Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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