Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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