Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
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