What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
What a dumb baby whore.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
