he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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