My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Actions speak louder than pants.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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