last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize