love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Randomize
