we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'm sobbing to NWA
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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