And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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