So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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