Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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