in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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