If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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