I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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