i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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