just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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