just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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