Bisexual people are plain selfish.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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