yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
