last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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