i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Randomize
