How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
Randomize
