I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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