Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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