she was so not down for the gang bang
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize