So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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