Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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