Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I will be naked everywhere
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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