Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I think people are normalizing furries
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