Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Randomize
