Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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