i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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