im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
