She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
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