Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
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