Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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