Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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