no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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