i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
