im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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