I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
you never un-have a 4some
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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