We're facebook friends in real life
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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