Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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