i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
apparently the secret to your success is patron
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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