Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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